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Link To Article: https://goo.gl/JYwKLk In this episode I looked at some of the most hilarious phrases and puns people put in their yearbook photo graduation quote. Every senior gets a memorable quote they get to put under the grad pic which they will remember forever. Especially these ones. For Video Submissions E-mail: [email protected] Follow Me: Twitter: https://twitter.com/talfishman_ Instagram: http://instagram.com/talfishman_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theofficialtalfishman Snapchat: TheTalFishman P.O. BOX: Tal Fishman 19300 Rinaldi St. P.O. Box 7356 Porter Ranch CA 91327
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Official “TOP 50 Funniest SENIOR QUOTES of 2018” video by Alonzo Lerone. Subscribe to see new Alonzo Lerone first: http://bit.ly/22YprBz Alonzo Lerone Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/alonzolerone send me stuff to PO BOX 4687 Wilmington, NC 28406 Watch More Alonzo Lerone: Dumbest FAILS Of The Internet: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyuCM0LyihersD5qxDQwamwf Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyvgCHKaLOtm0cdXtysYynle Challenges: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyutGQINHZsjNgY1Jm7uhG1d Popular Videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbysaCy3rnIaQOxiOfvBMeKOE Follow Alonzo Lerone On: Facebook: https://facebook.com/ItsAlonzo/ Instagram: https://instagram.com/alonzolerone/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/alonzolerone Snapchat: https://snapchat.com/add/alonzolerone _ Codes for you =) FREE RIDES! Uber code “tryfree26" for $15 credit | Lyft code “AV25” for $50 credit Toothbrush I use - http://www.vpwow.com/alonzoelite for a 70% discount Welcome to the official YouTube channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more. Source: buzzfeed / seventeen / thechive / Pinterest / twitter extra: do you want a shoutout from me? Go to http://cameo.com/alonzolerone and I can do that for you :)
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Top 10 Funniest Senior Yearbook Quotes of all time! I wish I could go back and change my Senior Quote! If you haven't graduated yet, make sure you put something funny in there for me! There Are Two Types Of People! ▶ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-OHW57n1Xc SONG OF THE WEEK: Alessia Cara, Zedd - Stay (delgrosso remix) ▶ https://soundcloud.com/delgrossomusic/alessia-cara-zedd-stay-delgrosso-remix IF YOU SEE THIS COMMENT "HUBBA BUBBA" 😂 IM COMMENTING BACK! FOLLOW ME ON: ▶INSTAGRAM: https://instagram.com/christian/ ▶TWITTER: https://twitter.com/christiand SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE VIDEOS HERE! ▶ http://bit.ly/Subscribe2Christian SUBSCRIBE TO KRISTEN HERE▶ http://bit.ly/2gA552j --------------------------------------------- WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME: ▶MUSICAL.LY: Christian.delgrosso ▶SNAPCHAT: @Christiandelg ▶FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/ChristianDelgrossopage
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Hi fellow youngsters! :D Do you notice that when a student got hit with a low blow they mention the funny names they made for their "Special Item"? Here are the list to that :D Also if you like to do the challenge go to the details in 1:29 The amazing and catchy BGM "Funk-a-Dump" also known as ""There's Poop in My Soup" by the Missing Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33AMkCjpQe4 http://store.steampowered.com/app/449540/ Credit and thanks for the original video owner: https://www.youtube.com/user/AkematLynn Please follow me also in: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alvinanakmuda/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/alvin_anakmuda Please subscribe for more videos: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmO2qPlNr8yxvdOjvMF3spg I hope you enjoyed the video and if you do like the video, please do not hesitate to point and click on the like button Thank you very much! :D
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These are the only worthwhile and funny senior yearbook quotes to use, don't use any others, unless it's to tell people to sub to me. ♦ Youtubers in the video ♦ JC The Caster - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQSYSqEuLSE-5Hv_IO5M4bQ Cscoop - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC8sUDdQ8qKcPVcuwhouLew McNasty - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvmWj7t7nP3yOSU_rl9doCQ RaccoonEggs - https://www.youtube.com/raccooneggscs ♦ MERCH - https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/CallMeCarson/ ♠ Social Media Links ♠ → Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/callmecarsonlive → Twitter - https://twitter.com/callmecarsonyt → Discord - https://discord.gg/Dc4HKfN → Subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/CallMeCarson/ → Snapchat - callmecarsonyt Music - Intro: Ibrahim - Dancing in the Scillintation Outro: frad - while you were away Other music I have used can be found here - https://soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used Funniest Senior Yearbook Quotes
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FUNNIEST YEARBOOK QUOTES! Leave a Like if you enjoyed! Did you leave or plan to leave a funny quote in your high school yearbook? WATCH PART 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIqCVUnbQgc Subscribe to join the Wolf Pack and enable notifications!
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My top 10 quotes made by Adam in the original Saw movie 10. I just took the shots, went straight home to develop. Next thing I know I'm chained to a pipe in some prehistoric bathroom, staring at the guy I've been taking shots of all night 9. Gordon: I don't see the point in us not helping one other ADAM: What do you want me to do? I'm on a leash 8. Gordon: Anything? ADAM: No solids 7. My last girlfriend, who was a feminist vegan punk, broke up with me because she thought I was too angry 6. Gordon: Are you joking? You're going to put something you found in this room in your mouth? ADAM: Yes, I'm willing to risk it. Give me that sweet cancer 5. Gordon: What's the last thing you remember? ADAM: Nothing. I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole 4: ADAM: Do you see any scars? Gordon: What? ADAM: Huh? This is what they do man. They kidnap and drug you. Before you know it you're lying in a bathtub and your kidneys are on E-bay 3: Can you hear me in there? Huh? I'm having a blast. This is the most fun I've had without lubricant 2: Gordon: What's your name? ADAM: My name is very fucking confused, what's your name? 1. I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang obviously some of them have to have the lines leading up to them NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENED Saw belongs to Writer: Leigh Whannell Writer/Director: James Wan LIONSGATE FILM COMPANY the song is Unconditional by the Bravery
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I've seen some hilarious names and some rib-splitting errors that have stayed with me all these years (28 years, technically).
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Official “The Most Hilarious Senior Quotes Of All Time!” video by Alonzo Lerone. Subscribe to see new Alonzo Lerone first: http://bit.ly/22YprBz Check out important links below Follow Alonzo Lerone On: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ItsAlonzo/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alonzolerone/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/alonzolerone SnapChat: @alonzolerone Alonzo Lerone Merch: http://shop.crowdmade.com/collections/alonzo-lerone Watch More Alonzo Lerone: Dumbest FAILS Of The Internet: http://bit.ly/1Rpvxaj Popular Videos: http://bit.ly/1WVAvfd Storytime: http://bit.ly/1SuNh2N Challenges: http://bit.ly/1Y01x5f Reactions: http://bit.ly/1MzsEmR Countdown Vids: http://bit.ly/1Y01t5w My Life: http://bit.ly/22LVR5G Comedy Skits: http://bit.ly/1Th7uvo Rants & Vlogs: http://bit.ly/1Th7BXJ Alonzo Lerone Bio: Welcome to the official YouTube channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more. MY APP DOWNLOAD LINKS (Android) https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.alonzolerone.alonzolerone (iOS) https://itunes.apple.com/nz/app/alonzo-lerone/id1101113724?mt=8
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There you go, some funny quotes! *ABOUT THIS CHANNEL* Well, hi there! My name is Jessica and in this channel I will post tons of life quotes! Like funny, sad, savage quotes/phrases... You already know what I mean :D If you have some quotes to give me so I can use it, comment down bellow! I will appreciate it. Subscribe and leave a like if you enjoyed. Background song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l6BtMjMljE Outro song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POjuR76SzGM Funny quotes by Wall Of Words
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Over 40 Famous Movie Quotes -- Can You Name the Films? Subscribe to CineFix -- http://goo.gl/9AGRm Over 40 famous movie quotes all in one video! From funny movie quotes to movie quotes about love, watch our famous movie quotes video and try to guess all the films that are quoted! CineFix is the ultimate destination for true movie buffs & filmmakers on YouTube. We are the most passionate film network that covers the biggest blockbusters, uncovers the smallest independent gems and entices you to contribute, critique & create. We provide unparalleled behind the scenes access, candid interviews and dynamic original programming by both new and established voices for die-hard film lovers.
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Mark Twain quotes and sayings. Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher, and lecturer. Well know for his famous quotes. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), the latter often called "The Great American Novel". Twain was raised in Hannibal, Missouri, which later provided the setting for Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. He served an apprenticeship with a printer and then worked as a typesetter, contributing articles to the newspaper of his older brother Orion Clemens. He later became a riverboat pilot on the Mississippi River before heading west to join Orion in Nevada. He referred humorously to his lack of success at mining, turning to journalism for the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise. In 1865, his humorous story "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" was published, based on a story that he heard at Angels Hotel in Angels Camp, California where he had spent some time as a miner. The short story brought international attention and was even translated into classic Greek. His wit and satire, in prose and in speech, earned praise from critics and peers, and he was a friend to presidents, artists, industrialists, and European royalty. Twain earned a great deal of money from his writings and lectures, but he invested in ventures that lost most of it—notably the Paige Compositor, a mechanical typesetter that failed because of its complexity and imprecision. He filed for bankruptcy in the wake of these financial setbacks, but he eventually overcame his financial troubles with the help of Henry Huttleston Rogers. He chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full, even though he had no legal responsibility to do so. Twain was born shortly after an appearance of Halley's Comet, and he predicted that he would "go out with it" as well; he died the day after the comet returned. He was lauded as the "greatest American humorist of his age", and William Faulkner called him "the father of American literature". Here are some of his famous and not so famous quotes and wisdom. -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Please watch: "Funny, Silly and Stupid Signs" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7uTiyF97Ys -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
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This is a Movie Quote Trivia Game featuring 20 Disney animated movies. You'll hear a short clip from a movie and get 5 seconds to correctly name the title of the film. How many of them do you know? Can you guess the name of the film correctly? Test yourself, challenge your friends! Be sure to check out all of my videos and test your knowledge! If there is a song that wasn't included that you think should be, please let me know in the comments.
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I was thinking of doing a collection from all seasons but all of these quotes are from seasons 5 and 6 and they were enough for one video. I might make another one though! I just love this character:) The song playing in the background is "Get Down, Make Love" by Queen.
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Official “Funniest Test Answers BY REAL KIDS (2018) | TOP 80 SCHOOL FAILS” video by Alonzo Lerone. Subscribe to see new Alonzo Lerone first: http://bit.ly/22YprBz New Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/alonzolerone More Important stuff below :) send me stuff to PO BOX 4687 Wilmington, NC 28406 Watch More Alonzo Lerone: Dumbest FAILS Of The Internet: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyuCM0LyihersD5qxDQwamwf Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyvgCHKaLOtm0cdXtysYynle Challenges: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbyutGQINHZsjNgY1Jm7uhG1d Popular Videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqWamYnsxbysaCy3rnIaQOxiOfvBMeKOE Follow Alonzo Lerone On: Facebook: https://facebook.com/ItsAlonzo/ Instagram: https://instagram.com/alonzolerone/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/alonzolerone Snapchat: https://snapchat.com/add/alonzolerone _ Codes for you =) FREE RIDES! Uber code “tryfree26" for $15 credit | Lyft code “AV25” for $50 credit Toothbrush I use - http://www.vpwow.com/alonzoelite for a 70% discount Welcome to the official YouTube channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more. Source: @funnyschool on twitter extra - want a shoutout from me? go to http://cameo.com/alonzolerone and let's set that up :))
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Enjoy in in 720p! “Something unexpected seemed to clear away between us, and, for a second, it seemed there was absolutely no difference in age between us, just two men kissing, and even this seemed to dissolve, as I began to feel we were not even two men, just two beings.” "till he said, "Call me by your name and I'll call you by my name," which I'd never done in my life before and which, as soon as I said my own name as though it were his, took me to a realm I never shared with anyone in my life before, or since.” " it would finally dawn on us both that he was more me than I had ever been myself, because when he became me and I became him in bed so many years ago, he was and would forever remain, long after every forked road in life had done its work, my brother, my friend, my father, my son, my husband, my lover, myself." " In the weeks we'd been thrown together that summer, our lives had scarcely touched, but we had crossed to the other bank, where time stops and heaven reaches down to earth and gives us that ration of what is from birth divinely ours. We looked the other way." "“I'm like you,' he said. 'I remember everything.' I stopped for a second. If you remember everything, I wanted to say, and if you are really like me, then before you leave tomorrow, or when you’re just ready to shut the door of the taxi and have already said goodbye to everyone else and there’s not a thing left to say in this life, then, just this once, turn to me, even in jest, or as an afterthought, which would have meant everything to me when we were together, and, as you did back then, look me in the face, hold my gaze, and call me by your name”" Audio: Born to Die - Lana Del Rey Instrumental Excerpts taken from Audiobook of Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman
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Grim Fandango - Best Humor / Jokes Funny Moments / Scenes and Quotes Grim Fandango Walkthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7P01OLgA9b1xA8BmZdyUPtPB-z6uqClx Grim Fandango is a dark comedy neo-noir adventure game released by LucasArts in 1998 for Windows, with Tim Schafer as the game's project leader. It is the first adventure game by LucasArts to use 3D computer graphics overlaid on pre-rendered, static backgrounds. As with other LucasArts adventure games, the player must converse with other characters and examine, collect, and use objects correctly to solve puzzles in order to progress. Grim Fandango 's world combines elements of the Aztec belief of afterlife with style aspects of film noir, including The Maltese Falcon, On the Waterfront and Casablanca, to create the Land of the Dead, through which recently departed souls, represented in the game as calaca-like figures, must travel before they reach their final destination, the Ninth Underworld. The story follows travel agent Manuel "Manny" Calavera as he attempts to save Mercedes "Meche" Colomar, a newly arrived but virtuous soul, during her long journey. The game received universal acclaim from critics, who praised its artistic design and overall game direction in particular. Grim Fandango was selected for several gaming awards at the time of release, and is often listed in publishers' lists of top games of all time. However, the game was considered a commercial failure and factored into LucasArts' termination of their adventure game development, contributing to the decline of the adventure game genre. A remastered version of Grim Fandango was announced during Sony's press conference at E3 2014, and was developed by Schafer's current studio Double Fine Productions with help from Sony to secure the property after Disney's acquisition and closure of the LucasArts studio. The remastered title, featuring improved character graphics and textures, an orchestrated score, and directors' commentary, was released on January, 27, 2015 for the PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, and Linux platforms. Characters Bibi Peligiano Bowlsley Bruno Martinez Carla Celso Flores Chepito Chief Bogen Chowchilla Charlie Clown Croupier Domino Hurley Don Copal Eva Gate Keeper Glottis Hector LeMans Juan Brennis Lola Lupe Manuel "Manny" Calavera Maximino Membrillo Mercedes "Meche" Colomar Nick Virago Olivia Ofrenda Raoul Salvador "Sal" Limones Terry Malloy Toto Santos Velasco
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Info: A Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Storyline: Angelenos Doug Billings and Tracy Garner are about to get married. Two days before the wedding, the four men in the wedding party - Doug, Doug's two best buddies Phil Wenneck and Stu Price, and Tracy's brother Alan Garner - hop into Tracy's father's beloved Mercedes convertible for a 24-hour stag party to Las Vegas. Phil, a married high school teacher, has the same maturity level as his students when he's with his pals. Stu, a dentist, is worried about everything, especially what his controlling girlfriend Melissa thinks. Because she disapproves of traditional male bonding rituals, Stu has to lie to her about the stag, he telling her that they are going on a wine tasting tour in the Napa Valley. Regardless, he intends on eventually marrying her, against the advice and wishes of his friends. And Alan seems to be unaware of what are considered the social graces of the western world... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Characters: Phil Wenneck, Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price, Alan Garner, Doug Billings, Jade, Tracy Garner, Sid Garner, Leslie Chow (Mr. Chow), Black Doug, Mike Tyson. Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, Justin Bartha, Heather Graham, Sasha Barrese, Jeffrey Tambor, Ken Jeong, Mike Epps, Mike Tyson. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Extra Tags: The Hangover (2009) - Best of Mr. Chow - Leslie Chow Best Moments
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Best ANTM contestant. Period. 1- I'm so excited to be here I've been waiting this day, forever, forever! Okay? So my name is Jade, and umm Tyra you're such an inspiration to me, the two Jays, amazing 2- I need a team, Tyra the two miss Jays, on my team and they're gonna make me shine 3- People think I'm a bitch when they first meet me because oh I'm pretty I have this beautiful body, but when they get to know me, I'm so cool, I'm very real, every time I walk on the street I, I mean heads are like turning and look at this.. 4- People know, they know Jade, they know my face! 5-- I'm ready to win, I'm ready to be America's Next Top Model cause I know I have what it takes 6- I cannot wait to be me, and show the world who I am, imma blow them away, and then they're gonna see who Jade really is 7- Love is such a distraction, it's a beautiful thing, but it would kill you 8- Hate is like such a harsh word, just say disliking. But hate, wut... 9- Dancing is like a filling to the soul for me, Jade you can dance 10- Thank you Jesus, because I need hair 11- I'm very humble, I'm very down to earth, yes I am humble 12- I'm just very down to earth I'm very cool, I'm an exotic biracial butterfly 13- Gina, was kinda clueless, I was like, this girl has lost her damn mind 14- I had my hair cut really short and I feel like length is very important but I thought I was gonna get long extensions which Furonda got 15- Look, this is what I should've had, dammit! 16- Look what's in the magazines now, long hair, long hair, long hair, long hair baby! 17- Furonda is so into this hair right now when there's a mirror anywhere, she's in it fixing that hair, that is a true miss diva 18- Wonderful! Fabulous! 19- I am a supermodel, do you see the potential do you see it? 20-Even though it was fun, laughter, and jokes, it wasn't like humor to me, I was just like what? What? What? 21- My name is Jade, the ace of spades, Furonda my dear, I know your skin is bumpy but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy 22- I feel like I am the undiscovered supermodel. I feel like I have the most potential I'm versatile I'm totally different, (we're all gonna have to take note of that) shut, shut up up there shut up 23- I know who I am, you know I'm biracial for God's sake. My father is black-white Indian and my mother is just this very exotic white woman and I learned to live with it 24- You like to be in this competition girl, you gotta know who you are, period 25- I envisioned myself as Janice because she looked like a beautiful biracial butterfly like myself 26- I've seen myself winning this competition over and over again I played it in my mind 27- I have a lotta potential, and I think people see that in me and they expect more from me 28- Okay, this is, okay, lightweight makeup. F*ck.... 29- Jay introduced us to Janice Dickinson the world's oldest supermodel? She was only that old 30- Janice is just awesome, me and her are kinda click because we're on the same level 31- I'm lost, I need balance 32- Yo I'm tired of this struggling. I feel like I am the undiscovered supermodel. You know what I'm saying? I live in New York City, the belly of the beast. I'm tired of this 33- THIS IS A COMPETITION. THIS IS NOT AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BEST FRIEND! 34- I wanna be America's Next Top Model because I have everything it takes to be that 35- I know I'm a threat. I'm a strong-ass woman. I'm a soulja sista. Recognize 36- And you wear that crown on your head you know you look ridiculous 37- Of course I'm in my panties and I look damn good. Broke ass crown that ain't even real diamonds 38- Goodbye J.Lo Goodbye J.Lo 39- Being 26 I should already have been a top model because I feel like I have so much damn potential! 40- I'm not a failure, I don't give up I'm a sole survivor 41- I was totally a jackass! 42- My look is versatile. I can transform myself into all types of ethnic backgrounds, I can kinda fit certain moulds that I really wanna break in the industry 43- My body is very proportionable 44- When I do speak people really see the other side of Jade 45- America's Next Top Model baby recognize and don't forget! 46- I'm worth it I'm worth more like a like a million dollars I want a million kitten 47- I'll always remember this shooting with an elephant that reminds me of an ancient dinosaur cause they are in the dinosaur family 48- Leftover lady, Let alone the strongest to be subdued, If I only had the magic key, that would unlock the realms to the plateau of the highest me. Even though I been badly bruised, living in a house to become a popular muse. 49- I think that they made a wrong choice to be left to be America's Next Top Model. The judges overlooked my ability and my confidence was definitely mistaken for arrogance 50- I have what I takes its just that my look is in a different realm, people don't know how to handle it. This face would definitely be hard to forget, Jade will definitely hard to forget.
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A collection of Minions quotes that will blow your minds away! Here you find all the best funny minion quotes ever! From love quotes, inspirational quotes, motivational quotes, etc, you name it all! We have it here right in our disposal! Everyone loves minions and these hilarious minion quotes will put a smile on your face! So sit back, relax and enjoy.
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theguitarerguy's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/theguitarerguy (Make sure to subscribe, because once Anchorman 2 comes out, I promise I will make a video for that movie as well.) These are my top 10 favorite Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy quotes. I'm sorry for some of the low-quality footage, but it's all I could find. Remember to WATCH, LIKE, AND COMMENT. 10. "I'm not prepared," *pulls out jazz flute from sleeve* 9. "Where'd you get those clothes? From the toilet store?" 8. "It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!" 7. "Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?" "I don't know." 6. "Studies show that it works 60% of the time, every time." 5. "I love lamp." 4. "I'm going to take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!" 3. "I believe diversity is an old, old, wooden ship from civil-ware era." 2. "Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You might want to find a relative close by or a safe house because you may be wanted for murder." 1. "I'm kinda a big deal." Author: theguitarerguy
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